Living Everywhere Always: Things people spend could their money on....

Sometimes on my flights I peruse the always handy Skymall magazine. This seat pocket veteran is always filled with an eclectic if not random assortment of items that someone, subsisting off a lower volume of oxygen, may or may not consider purchasing. Here are some of my most recent finds:

"Not only am I stress free, but my hair looks great and the aliens can no longer hear my thoughts. Although, I think I am having a conversation with my cat now."

Speaking of cats......
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a VIDEO?????? Sign me up!

Best part of the ad says your cat will learn to use the toilet before you can potty train your kids.....sad

Speaking of slow kids....."Laura never could figure out how to leave the house and spent her remaining days eating Cheetos and watching Friends reruns."

I actually laughed out loud regarding the image below. I imagine their marketing department didn't want to use the tag line "get more work done lying on your back than ever before!!!!!"

If this guy was sitting next to me, I'd pop his pillow just for entertainment. Come on people, really????

Last but not least, your yard is not complete without the token "Yeti" to frighten children, stray animals, Jehovah witnesses and yourself when you're up getting that midnight drink of water. Another epic failure.